Hey! The names Randy. It's pretty cool. At least, I think it's cool. Me, myself, and I make up my family. Don't worry, it's not like my parents are dead. I'm just a drifter, you know, going from town to town. I do, however, have a big brother and a little sister. They're aren't as cool as I am, but that's the way things go. Not everyone is born cool, except me. My job isn't really a job, if you count a job by getting money. I just go where ever the road takes me. If it happens to be in the middle of no where, so be it. I do get money by being rad and being a street performer. That's what people don't know about me. I can do a mean one-handed hand stand. But, when i can't move across the road to other towns, I sleep. I Use my money I earn to get a descent room in a hotel and sleep most of the day. I of course eat and all that, but mostly sleep. I also enjoy wearing sun glasses. Even if it's winter. I mean, I have to keep up with being cool. Something you should know about my brother is, he is not as cool as I am, but way more richer. He lives in a huge city. He is a smart guy, I'll give him that, and he works as a lawyer. Saving some people and putting the others away. My little sister however, is still in school. She is in her third year of college. She is doing ok, and is working on becoming a doctor, but I don't think she will make it. It's a rough world out there, but I believe in her. My parents live off the coast of Florida. They are old and lame. But, they are still my parents, and I love them. Well, that's about it. Nothing else much to say. I am me, a cool kid.
